what do people even SAY during sex????
yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY
omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever
im still laughing about this they were so mad omg
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
SO MY MOM JUST CALLED ME OVER TO THE BATHROOM AND RIGHT AS I AM APPROACHING IT SHE SAYS LOOK AT MY PEE IT IS GLOW IN THE DARK AND I JUST CANT BELEIVE IT I AM DONE HERE GOOD BYE